Laurier Rochon

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What is What?
What is what?
Doubting.us
Doubting.us
Digital ecology
Digital ecology
iamclean.org
iamclean.org
EASE
EASE
Fish need hard drive
Fish need hard drive

Find the gat

Guardians of the world

Suburban twins

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Good things to know about SEO


I think most people working at building the web have figured these things out, but there are a lot of details I never knew of when reading Michael Bluejay’s article on Websitehelpers.com, such as putting the most relevant parameters in a GET method first, for the search engines to find them faster. The article is rather dated, but still interesting or useful if you’re starting out with this stuff.

 

Instead of focusing on building a quality site with good, useful information, I should try to find some “trick” to make my site rank well.

FACT: Focusing on tricks is a waste of time. Build a quality site and they will come. There is no magic bullet which will rocket you to the top of the SERPs. There is no way Google could rank eight billion web pages by using only one criterion. There are reportedly hundreds of different factors in Google’s ranking algorithm. Thus your chances of dominating the SERPs by making one specific change are slim.

A search engine’s algorithm is the formula it uses to match websites with a search term. Naturally, the engines keep the details of their algorithm a secret. The algorithm isn’t a simple formula, it’s likely more complicated than most of us would expect — or could even understand. Google’s algorithm reportedly contains hundreds of factors, and Google has dozens of Ph.D’s on staff who constantly tinker with it. They have to, in order to be able to return relevant, high quality sites when there are so many junk sites trying to trick their way to the top of the SERPs. Changes to the algorithm don’t just involve adding or deleting criteria, but also weighting the criteria — figuring out how much each factor should count in the ultimate ranking. It likely goes further than that: Rather than deciding how much weight, say, they <TITLE> tag should carry, the algorithm likely says that when certain criteria are met then the <TITLE> tag should be evaluated a certain way, and when other criteria are met the <TITLE> tag should be evaluated in a different way. The engines could also easily add a randomizing element to the mix to make decoding their formulas virtually impossible.

It’s pointless to try to figure out the details of an algorithm because:

-You probably can’t. The algorithim is too complicated, and it’s extremely difficult to test your assumptions because it’s nearly impossible to correlate cause and effect.
-Even if you figured out some of it, it’s going to change soon anyway.
-Even if you figured out some of it, there’s no guarantee that your strategies would work well for the other engines. Each engine uses its own proprietary algorithm.
-It’s easier — and more rewarding — to focus on building a good site rather than worrying about what the algorithm du jour is.
-Nevertheless, many webmasters try to figure out the details of the algorithms and tailor their sites to what they think they’ve discovered. Such webmasters are known as algorithm-chasers.

There have been certain tricks that people have discovered over the years, but as soon as they exploited them the engines closed the loopholes. The engines aren’t stupid, and they’re not going to stand by while a bunch of webmasters try to game the system. Any trick you might be lucky enough to discover will have a short shelf life. It’s not a long-term strategy.

It’s a good idea to make my keywords invisible, such as by having white letters on a white background.

FACT: The engines are not stupid. But stupid tricks like invisible text can get your site penalized by some engines. Focusing on tricks is a waste of time.

Trading links with any site which will link to mine is a good idea.

FACT: Trading links with anyone is silly. If you have standards in real life (and you should), then you should have standards on the web, too. Don’t associate with useless websites. Choose your friends carefully.

Jack's life lessons


1.Don’t be a jerk.
2.Don’t take anyone for granted.
3.Enjoy the moment.
4.Be honest, always.
5.Be humble.
6.Be kind.
7.Respect people’s wishes.
8.Allow endings.
9.Fail openly.
10.Have an amazing haircut.

I like this list…especially #10 (of course I’m biased, I cut my own awesome hair).
Original list on Twitter

Sony, get better


I had these JVC earphones (small earbuds) for a few months now, and they broke again. It’s been the second time this year and it sucks. I didn’t want to go back to Future Shop to get another third pair, so I decided to try something new. Enter Sony’s MDREX32LPB earphones.
sony MDREX32LPB in-ear headphones
Not only were they cheap (46$ with taxes and shipping – best buy), the sound is pretty good, you get 3 different sizes of rubber caps, the short/long wire that allows you to put the whole thing behind your neck, and the cord near the jack (not shown on pic) is actually in an L shape, preventing it to break in 2 months.

As I was reading in the news today that the Japanese giant was losing money for the first time in its history, I was happy I had bought a Sony product.

Dear Mr. Scammer..I am sorry – m4w – Another Craigslist Best-Of


Dear Mr. Scammer
I owe you a few apologies:
• I am sorry for responding and saying sure I am happy to engage in a bizarre business deal with you knowing full well it isn’t real.
• I am sorry you wasted time to print a horrible fake check.
• I am sorry you spent $4.90 UPS’ing it to me overnight.
• I am sorry for taking a few days to get back to you after I got the check and ask you for your phone number which you can’t give me. I knew that and still I emailed you for the phone number.
• I am sorry that I lied to you and said I could not find a western union office near me, making you look them up, emailing me a list and me telling you those two liquor stores are shut down.
• I am sorry that I lied to you about getting pissed at the western union office because they wanted $1.75 to cut a check and that I said that’s robbery and left in a huff. The truth is I never went there in the first place. Sorry for wasting your time that day.
• I’m sorry I lied the next day after you threaten to call the FBI and local police on me because I cashed your check and would not pay you. I knew you would not, but I wrote you an email begging you not to call the police and that I would pay you tomorrow after I cashed the check.

The whole thing on craigslist

Sexy People Blog


Choose your favorite period : 60’s, 70’s 80’s.

http://www.sexypeople-blog.com

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Great best-of craigslist post : you worthless bag of filth


If you ever run out of inspiration just as you’re about to insult someone, check this one out.

You vulgar little maggot. 

You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a slug than be seen with you. You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. 

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beast who sired you and then killed himself in recognition of what he had done. Your daddy was a bastard, your mamma was a whore, and you wouldn’t be here if the rubber hadn’t tore. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. 

You have all the appeal of a booger. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? 

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. 

Full post on craigslist : You Worthless bag of filth

The Roots – Best of


My own best of Album : The Roots

Game theory [ Game Theory ]
Don’t feel right [ Game Theory ]
Take it there [ Game Theory ]
Long Time [ Game Theory ]
Thought at work [ Phrenology ]
The seed 2.0 [ Phrenology ]
Sacrifice [ Phrenology ]
Water [ Phrenology ]
75 Bars [ Rising Down ]
Criminal [ Rising Down ]
Rising up [ Rising Down ]
I don’t care [ The Tipping Point ]
Don’t say nuttin [ The Tipping Point ]
Guns are drawn [ The Tipping Point ]
Without a doubt [ Things fall apart ]
Double trouble [ Things fall apart ]
100% Dundee [ Things fall apart ]
Adrenaline [ Things fall apart ]

notebook : sorry Moleskine


I’ve just found my new notebook today, for 2$. It’s beautiful.
When I bought it, the lady at the cash told me : “I hope the book can help”

notebook : les saintes écritures

New t-shirts


shirts

Maps and diagrams from ffffound.com


I’ll be doing a project on mapping this upcoming weeks, here are some fun images I found that related to the subject while browsing on ffffound.com

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